(This photo reminds me of the ocean floor.)

Back from London, and I won't lie; I'm in a lot of pain.
Doped up on pain killers but I'm still unable to move or do anything for myself.
I have to sleep upright for the better part of two weeks,
and I'm bandaged up like crazy.
I can't bathe properly for about week,
and feel like a troll.
Luckily Claire's coming around to help me wash my hair.

Ugh.